That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Randomize
