There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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