I just pynch a tree in the face
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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