HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
