doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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