Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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