He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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