Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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