"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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