i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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