can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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