Kareoke will never be a sober sport
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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