just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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