remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
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