we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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