You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
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