so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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