We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
well most of my day revolves around power hour
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I am one with the molecules
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
