I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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