yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
