Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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