Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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