I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
