Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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