just come out here and I will go home with you...
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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