I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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