: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Two words: nipple clamps
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