and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
it's great music for shaving your balls
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
