whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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