oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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