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(319): View more from Iowa

he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables

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(973): View more from New Jersey

They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.

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(254): View more from Texas

The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.

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(646): View more from New York

How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.

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(801): View more from Utah

Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.

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(917): View more from New York City

I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals

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(314): View more from Missouri

Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on

(314): View more from Missouri

Gloves*

(660): View more from Missouri

Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??

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