I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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