My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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