Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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