and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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