I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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