I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
