"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
