Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He kissed a someone with a penis
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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