Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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