She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
did you just send me my own nude
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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