check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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