i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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