Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
