Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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