Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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