Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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