For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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