Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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