i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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